MJPSatire: A Quick Rundown of the French Debate
For those Canadians who don’t parler, it can be daunting to try to understand the politics of Francophone Canada. So, here is a quick rundown of the recent French language More
CAQ backpedals on plan to ban ‘bonjour-hi’ after deciding ‘hi-bonjour’ is worse
Québec’s Immigration Minister, Simon Jolin-Barrette, announced in an early-morning press conference that his government no longer intends to move forward with proposed legislation banning the use of “bonjour-hi” as a More
MJPSatire: Parties release campaign slogans
The 43rd Canadian election campaign officially kicked off on Wednesday, bringing with it a host of new campaign slogans. MJPSatire spoke with each of the parties about their campaign slogans More
Satire: The Price of a Pipeline? Just a Buck or Two
The Liberal cabinet approved the Trans-Mountain pipeline on Tuesday, putting shovels back on the ground in this repeatedly-delayed project. Leaked messages show that Kinder Morgan, the company from which Trudeau More
Satire: Poll finds that the most popular political party among Canadians is the Raptors
A recent survey of 1,000 Canadians found that the Raptors have overtaken the Conservatives as the most popular political party in the country. Based on the polling results, an election More
Satire: Candidate Rejected by CIA For Not Seeming Like The Type Of Person Willing To Start Regime Change Wars on the Down-Low
Seattle, Washington: James Andrews, 28, seemed like the perfect candidate to work for the United States Central Intelligence Agency. Graduate from Harvard, fluent in Russian, and a relative goody-two shoes More
Satire: Liberal Cabinet Ministers Just Keep Running After Crossing Ottawa Race Finish Line
All 34 Liberal cabinet ministers were reported missing this afternoon after continuing to run into the distance upon crossing the Ottawa Race finish line. Thousands of Canadians, including over half More
Satire: Doug Ford says Special Olympics audience “just a bunch of lefties”
Doug Ford was booed at the Special Olympics ceremony on May 15 but wasn’t too bothered since they’re “just a bunch of lefties anyways.” Ford took the jeers in stride, More