MJPSatire: A Quick Rundown of the French Debate
For those Canadians who don’t parler, it can be daunting to try to understand the politics of Francophone Canada. So, here is a quick rundown of the recent French language More
CAQ backpedals on plan to ban ‘bonjour-hi’ after deciding ‘hi-bonjour’ is worse
Québec’s Immigration Minister, Simon Jolin-Barrette, announced in an early-morning press conference that his government no longer intends to move forward with proposed legislation banning the use of “bonjour-hi” as a More
MJPSatire: Federal Leaders’ Debate Descends into Socratic Dialogue
MJPSatire has recently gained exclusive access to the full transcript of the Federal Leaders’ Debate, which has yet to air on TV. The debate took place on…it doesn’t matter, the More
MJPSatire: Parties release campaign slogans
The 43rd Canadian election campaign officially kicked off on Wednesday, bringing with it a host of new campaign slogans. MJPSatire spoke with each of the parties about their campaign slogans More
Satire: Elections Canada Deems Spherical Nature of Earth a ‘Partisan Issue’ After Andrew Scheer Comes Out as Flat-Earther
After cracking down on groups claiming climate change talk is anything other than pure partisan slant, Elections Canada has turned its unflinching eye to a new threat to Canada’s democracy: the More
Satire: Magic-8 Ball to Succeed Sarah Sanders as White House Press Secretary
Washington, D.C: In her final public appearance in her current position, departing U.S. Press Secretary Sarah Sanders announced her successor: a magic 8-ball. “Given how badly the fake news media More
Satire: The Price of a Pipeline? Just a Buck or Two
The Liberal cabinet approved the Trans-Mountain pipeline on Tuesday, putting shovels back on the ground in this repeatedly-delayed project. Leaked messages show that Kinder Morgan, the company from which Trudeau More
Satire: Poll finds that the most popular political party among Canadians is the Raptors
A recent survey of 1,000 Canadians found that the Raptors have overtaken the Conservatives as the most popular political party in the country. Based on the polling results, an election More
Satire: Congress to Ban Milkshakes After Rep. Matt Gaetz Gets “Milkshaked”
After Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) was “milkshaked” last week, Congress has promptly taken action to ban all milkshakes from American soil. When contacted by MJPSatire, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy More
Satire: Candidate Rejected by CIA For Not Seeming Like The Type Of Person Willing To Start Regime Change Wars on the Down-Low
Seattle, Washington: James Andrews, 28, seemed like the perfect candidate to work for the United States Central Intelligence Agency. Graduate from Harvard, fluent in Russian, and a relative goody-two shoes More