Getting the Insight Out
Washington, D.C: In her final public appearance in her current position, departing U.S. Press Secretary Sarah Sanders announced her successor: a magic 8-ball. “Given how badly the fake news media More
The Liberal cabinet approved the Trans-Mountain pipeline on Tuesday, putting shovels back on the ground in this repeatedly-delayed project. Leaked messages show that Kinder Morgan, the company from which Trudeau More
A recent survey of 1,000 Canadians found that the Raptors have overtaken the Conservatives as the most popular political party in the country. Based on the polling results, an election More
After Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) was “milkshaked” last week, Congress has promptly taken action to ban all milkshakes from American soil. When contacted by MJPSatire, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy More
Seattle, Washington: James Andrews, 28, seemed like the perfect candidate to work for the United States Central Intelligence Agency. Graduate from Harvard, fluent in Russian, and a relative goody-two shoes More
All 34 Liberal cabinet ministers were reported missing this afternoon after continuing to run into the distance upon crossing the Ottawa Race finish line. Thousands of Canadians, including over half More
Doug Ford was booed at the Special Olympics ceremony on May 15 but wasn’t too bothered since they’re “just a bunch of lefties anyways.” Ford took the jeers in stride, More