An inside source within the U.S. embassy in Ottawa tells MJPSatire about Scheer’s frantic early Tuesday-morning call begging for the cancellation of his application to revoke U.S. citizenship. With speculations about Scheer’s Conservative party leadership circulating, perhaps the leader is attempting to keep his future options open. 

In an interview with MJPSatire, Scheer exclaims, “I’m surprised people are talking about this, no one ever asks!” Scheer neither confirmed nor denied the claim, but wanted to remind everyone (in both the U.S. and Canada) that it is time for you to get ahead in choosing life insurance. 

This piece is part of the MJPS Satire section. Although potentially based on true events, it is not intended to accurately portray reality. Opinions expressed through this article are solely those of the author and do not reflect the position of the McGill Journal of Political Studies or the Political Science Students’ Association. 

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